Black coffee & cardio.

For the psychopaths who wake up angry, sip it bitter, and still choose the treadmill. This Axle Horton pump cover is oversized, comfy, and made for warm-ups, weight sessions, and that “fine… I’ll do cardio” moment.

Why you’ll rate it

Pump-cover fit: relaxed and roomy so you can train without feeling boxed in.

Axle Horton graphic: two raging coffee cups suffering through cardio under “BLACK COFFEE & CARDIO”—pain, but make it funny.

Soft, everyday comfort: ideal for early starts, late sessions, and post-gym coffee runs.

Big banter energy: because if you’re doing cardio, you deserve at least one laugh.

Best for: cut season, “steps need doing” days, and anyone powered by caffeine and spite.

Product features
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed fit
- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape for stability
- Double needle stitch on hems for durability
- Made from 100% carded cotton for durability
- Medium-heavy fabric for comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: OI JIM , jamieglover707@gmail.com, 22 Lillibrooke Cres, Berkshire, MAIDENHEAD , ENG, SL6 3XG, GB

Product information: AS Colour 5080, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean