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STAY FKN FESTIVE OR STARVE APRON
£34.99 GBP
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Oi, the kitchen's where the magic happens. This apron is for anyone who takes their festive cooking seriously—whether you're smashing out Christmas dinner, meal prepping like a legend, or just making sure no one goes hungry. Bold slogan, durable fabric, and proper protection from spills, splatters, and seasonal chaos.

Why You Need It:

Durable, easy-clean fabric – Handles the mess, washes up clean

Adjustable neck strap & waist ties – Fits everyone, stays secure

Stay FKN Festive Or Starve slogan – Bold, cheeky, and straight to the point

Full coverage design – Keeps your clothes protected from top to bottom

Large front pocket – Stash your utensils, phone, or recipe cards

Perfect for Christmas Day cooking, festive baking sessions, BBQs, meal prep Sundays, or just making sure everyone knows you're the one feeding the crew. Pair it with some serious kitchen energy and get grafting.

The Vibe:

 

Festive, functional, and unapologetically bold. This is for anyone who knows that good food = good vibes, and the season isn't complete without a proper feast. Cook hard, rep the bolt, and make sure no one starves.

Shop the drop. Feed the crew. Stay FKN festive.

 

Product features
- Comfortable tie back closure for a secure fit
- Crafted from 100% cotton for durability and easy care
- Designed for adults; suitable for home cooks and culinary enthusiasts
- Made in India and REACH certified for quality assurance
- Available in six vibrant color options to suit any style.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean



EU representative: OI JIM , jamieglover707@gmail.com, 22 Lillibrooke Cres, Berkshire, MAIDENHEAD , ENG, SL6 3XG, GB

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in India

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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